We're facebook friends in real life
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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