so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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