I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You can't motorboat a personality
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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