dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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