a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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