So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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