Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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