no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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