Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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