There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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