Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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