and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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