Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
