I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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