Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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