I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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