ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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