the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
...so i touched it.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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