Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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