he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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