sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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