What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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