The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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