Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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