where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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