Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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