I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You can make out without kissing
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