Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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