dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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