Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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