I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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