My friends, they love my intelligence
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
