I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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