summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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