Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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