i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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