im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I could fuck to npr.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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