you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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