He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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