Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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