apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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