I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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