i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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