So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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