I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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