even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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