my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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