About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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