Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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