And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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