i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
