As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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