I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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