I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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