Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
